You know you are talking to Grady Hendrix when questions like ‘how long would it take to die by broom stomping?’ or ‘could I really win in scarecrow combat?’ come up. Note: there is neither in Grady Hendrix’s newest book, How to Sell a Haunted House , but why not ask Grady the big questions when you can? This review is going to spoil the book, because there is just too much to talk about and I'm not great at subtlety, so if you haven’t read the book yet, wait until you can get your claws on it, read it while listening to some spooky music, and come back! Right off the bat, we wanted to discuss Pupkin, the homicidal puppet featured in the book. Pupkin was inspired by Grady’s wife’s childhood doll, who is absolutely terrifying. He's been living with this doll all this time, and it explains so much. Grady has some Valentine’s cards with a conception of Pupkin, and I’m pretty bummed I don’t have a set of those cards to hand out next Valentine’s Day....